DHS Discovers Security Failures At Major Airports

The Transportation Security Administration announced this week a variety of security disfunctions at some of the nations busiest airports. Investigators posing as passengers managed to smuggle imitative explosives and banned weapons onto airplanes with a 95 percent success rate.

In an additional test, the TSA also managed to smuggle dangerous objects past security at a similarly high percentage. One man reportedly set off an alarm with a imitative bomb taped to his back but still managed to make it through after being patted down.

"This is highly concerning" said one fictional guy "but not so concerning that we care about fixing the issue before informing the public. I mean, it's not like a terrorist could read this article about our high percentages of failed security and be tempted to cause another catastrophe."

The DHS says they plan to crack down on the disfunctions of airport security. However, more tests must be conducted before solutions can be made. Officials are discussing plans to smuggle a real bomb on board just see what happens.

Jun 2, 2015